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Chris (Aka Zak Dingle).
Our scrap dealing singer from Thurston, whom cannot sing in tune, and is best placed crooning to his minging chickens up his farm yard, or best not singing at all.
Erol (Aka Ferrol).
Our guitarist (the better looking one). He is actually a really nice guy, has not ever been able to tune a guitar in his life, and has been known to empty a pub, on the opening note. Pleasant chap though.
Toby (Aka, Ignorant, twisted numbnut)
Our drummer. Well that is one name I have heard him described as. Toby fundamentally does nothing for drumming at all; he has got about as much timing and rhythm skills as a metronome, which has been trampled by an elephant! We keep asking him to leave, but he always turns up at the next gig, he has got a cheerful personality though.
Simon.
The bass player! Simon is standing in for a while, as he has always felt very sorry for these rather challenged ‘special’ people and has always gained a lot of satisfaction, in assisting musicians with additional needs. Simon is probably the only truly talented member of the band, and is hoping something comes up soon. Cos he is clearly and rightfully concerned about his reputation.